We did the paperwork. Now the fun bit.

Chris&Joharita

14 · 08 · 2026 George · Western Cape
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Our Story

How a trampoline started it all

We met at a hunting lodge a few hours north of Louis Trichardt, deep in the bush of Limpopo. New Year's, end of 2021. We'd known each other through friends for years, but only by name. Never spent any time together.

It probably would've stayed that way if it wasn't for the trampoline.

Sometime around midnight on 1 January we were jumping. She fell. I fell on top of her and came down on her ankle. She said, "It's broken." I figured she was joking. She wasn't. Broken clean off. Hi, I'm Chris.

By twelve thirty I'm driving her to the nearest hospital, two hours away, in the dark, on what had just turned into my birthday. We get there, the doctor takes one look at her ankle and says she needs surgery. Another hour further. I'd already done the damage so I figured I might as well drive her there too.

That's how I spent my birthday: in a waiting room with her ouma, while a surgeon put Joharita's ankle back together with screws. Not the way I'd planned to meet the family. She came out on crutches with a foot full of metal and a lot of painkillers, and somewhere in that night I already knew.

In my defence. It was an accident.
The ankle still tells the weather.
The Day

Schedule

3:00 for 3:30
Welcome & arrival
Park, pee, pour something stiff. Try not to be early.
4:00
Ceremony
The tying of the knot. Already legally married, so cold feet are off the table.
4:30
Drinks & canapés
Cry your happy tears. Top up. Take the photos that won't ruin the album.
5:30
Dinner & speeches
Long table, slow food, hopefully short speeches.
After dinner-ish
Dancing
Boots off. Last one standing wins nothing but bragging rights.
Travel & Stay

Stay where it all happens

The wedding is at Highlands Lodge Mountain Retreat, a 480-hectare property in the Hops Valley on the foothills of the Outeniqua mountains, just outside George. There are 16 self-catering log cabins on the property, which means you can wake up where the wedding happened instead of driving back to town at midnight. We'd really love it if you stayed.

Our venue. And where we'd love you to sleep.

Highlands Lodge Mountain Retreat

16 free-standing log chalets, each with a kitchenette, lounge, and a private braai outside. Daily housekeeping. Communal pool, pizza oven, and fynbos walks straight from your door. The whole place sits on 480 hectares with four mountain peaks above 1000m for company.

When booking, please mention you're with Chris & Joharita's wedding so the lodge can group everyone together.

Book your cabin

Getting there

George Airport (GRJ) has daily flights from Johannesburg, Cape Town, and Durban. If you're driving from Cape Town it's about a four-and-a-half-hour run along the N2. The lodge is about 15 minutes from George town centre, in the Waboomskraal valley.

If the lodge is full

Cabins are limited, so if you can't get one (or you'd rather be in town), here are a few solid backups in George itself.

Boutique

Oakhurst Hotel

Heritage hotel in central George. Comfortable rooms, good breakfast, walking distance to restaurants.

Find a room
Reliable

Protea Hotel by Marriott

Well-located, easy parking, the kind of place you can book without thinking too hard. Good for guests flying in.

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B&B

Acorn Guest House

Quieter, leafy, family-run feel. Cosier than a hotel.

Find a room
The Theme

Outshine the bride and groom

We mean it. Wear the bolder thing, the one that makes you feel a bit ridiculous in the mirror, in the best way. Sparkle, drama, structured shoulders, a hat that's slightly too much. Bring it.

For colours: anywhere in the palette below. Karoo sunset and Limpopo bush morning. Olive greens, deep burgundy, warm browns, copper, cream. We're a sucker for it.

Suits and structured dresses encouraged. Boots welcome. August in George is winter, so bring a layer for the evening.

No black, please. White's still ours.

Crater
Ferra
Copper
Golden
Kelp
Creek
Wafer
Pampas
Things you might be wondering

FAQ

Can I bring a plus-one?+
Generally no, unless we've specifically mentioned one to you. If you'd really like to bring someone, drop us a message and we'll have a chat about it.
What's the weather like in George in August?+
Winter on the Garden Route. Generally clear, crisp days (10–18°C) and chilly evenings. Pack a warm layer. Golden hour light is unreal.
Is the ceremony unplugged?+
Only the actual "I do" bit. We've got a photographer for the ceremony itself and we'd rather see your faces than the back of your phones during it. After that, snap away. Scan the QR code on the sign at the reception, or drop your photos straight in here anytime. No app or login needed.
What if I'm a bad dancer?+
Then you'll match Chris perfectly. Loosen up, the floor's forgiving, and there's a strong chance someone will be worse than you.
How drunk is too drunk?+
Don't fall on anyone. We've learned that lesson already.
Gifts?+
Your presence is the gift. If you'd like to mark the occasion with something more, we'd love a contribution toward our honeymoon over anything wrapped. It travels lighter, too.
Christiaan Knoesen Discovery Bank
Transaction Account
Account number: 12394136462
Branch code: 679000
Will you be there?

RSVP

We can't wait to celebrate with you. Please let us know by 31 May 2026.

If you can't make the date, send us a note in the message box. We'll feel it.